I would have ruled this world too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!
Thursday, April 20, 2006


According to my Site Meter.....my hits per day are shrinking like bare testicles in a snowbank. If I were a ship, I should probably think about giving it up as a lost cause, cease bailing water and head for the lifeboat.

If I were a real trooper, I'd get out there and do some whoring on BlogExplosion. But you know what? I really don't care. I'd rather have my handful of regulars and all my horny Europeans searching for Angelina Jolie pictures than to sell my soul walking the cyberstreets.....flashing my wares to complete strangers.

So now I give to you, the Regulars, a reward for reading this garbage every day.......nauseatingly cute photos!

A cute little Kee-ya-dee!

Cute lil' piggie-wiggies!

A cute little ham-ham eating lunch!

And a little something for the guys.....hamster porn!