So if you read this post, take a second, click on the comments and tell me something you are thankful for today, no matter how trivial. In fact, the more trivial, the better! I'll start......the most trivial thing I am thankful for today is the little stack of movies I rented for Thanksgiving night!!!
Enjoy yourself and Happy Thanksgiving to you, yours and everybody else's.
I bet there was whole chicken heads in the frying grease, green goo in the milkshake machines, and Whoppers in all the toilets. The pickles were sprouting hairs. They were using buns to wipe up the grease off the counters and serving them up when they were done. And we won't even go in the special sauce aspect of the whole ordeal. Bleeeech!
A long time ago we had a Hardee's restaurant that got closed down because drug dealers were trafficking through the drive-thru! Apparently you could pull up to the speaker to order....and if you knew the right password, you could get a Hot Ham and Cheese, Large Fry, and Super-Sized portion of Coke to go!
That'll be $137.25, please drive up! And there would be your little package, nestled in a bed of ketchup packets. I am not kidding you guys, I wish I was.
You can't make this stuff up.
I think I'll just stay in tonight and make a nice no-surprises salad...and there will only be the artificial DNA used to grow them to worry about! Happy Dining!