Thursday, February 22, 2007
THIS POST IS GUARANTEED HITS!!!!!
Taking the advice of some commenters and doing a little research of my own, I have come up with a full-proof post that will put me back in the game of blog numbers!
Once upon a time Kukla, Fran and Ollie joined up with a Teletubby on Sesame Street and they got the blues. They tried to figure out what was wrong, and decided they were hungry. They contacted Zsa Zsa Gabor, who promptly cooked up those bastards of bologna: pimento loaf, macaroni and cheese loaf, and some fiddle heads on the side. All of them ate heartily while they discussed Britney Spears shaving her head and speculated as to what recipe of methamphetamine she is taking. Deciding that it was equal parts Drano, kerosene and ant poison, they all retired to the brothel down in Boobville so they could sleep it off.
Meanwhile, Angelina Jolie and Suri Cruise were spotted hanging around with Brad Pitt at Gold's Gym. Kylie Minogue was there also, looking quite well since her recovery from cancer. They talked about how they are all fans of Syd Barrett and Stephen King. While all this is happening, Britney Spears suddenly walks in.....she's left rehab again! Oprah and Rosie O'Donnell show up to talk Britney back in rehab. Oprah said, "Really, Britney, do you want to end up overdosing like Anna Nicole Smith? Or party it all away like Miss America?" At which point Rosie O'Donnell muttered "Donald Trump is an ass!" It ended when Britney surrendered to her Higher Power and entered the 12 step program. And they all lived happily ever after.
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