I would have ruled this world too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!
Friday, December 01, 2006
IT'S DECEMBER 1ST!!!!

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Its December 1st and you long-time readers already know how the Christmas season kicks off on this here blog. Bringing in an un-heard of THIRD season, I again present to you that heart-warming Planet Brenda original:


JOHNNY DEPPCLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN!
You better watch out
You better not cry
Put on your sexiest pout
I'm telling you why
Johnny Deppclaus is coming to town!

You're making a fist
You're clenching it tight
You'd KILL to kiss those lips just once or twice
Johnny Deppclaus is coming to town!

With him you wish you were sleeping
You dream about it when you're awake
You just know he's probably both bad AND good
An orgasm you would never have to fake!

OH!

You better watch out
You better not cry
Put on your sexiest pout
I'm telling you why
Johnny Deppclaus is coming to town!