Wednesday, September 20, 2006
"So Brenda", you may be thinking (or not), "what's been the hardest thing about returning to school after 20 years?"
"Is it having to go to class from 6:00 to 10:00 twice a week?"
No, it isn't the hardest thing.....although that part is hard!
"Is it trying to stretch your mind after years drooling nothingness?"
No, that part has been kind of easy.
"Is it getting used to having 80 pages of homework in one sitting?"
Well, that one is certainly in the top 5, but not the hardest part!
"So Brenda, what IS the hardest part of returning to school?"
That would be having purchased a used textbook and finding multiple mummified boogers in between the pages.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! GOD! Couldn't they have at least had the courtesy to arrange them in the shape of the Virgin Mary!!!!!!!!!!!
p.s. I honestly went to Google searching for a picture of a "school girl" thinking that would be what I would find. Dont do it.
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