I would have ruled this world too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!
Thursday, May 11, 2006


Sooooo.....you think you're going to live forever, huh? Well, allow me to tell you a thing or two....YOU AIN'T!

One of these days, you're going to die. Yes, DIE! Dead dead dead! Most of us will not have advance notice....you know, time so we can head back to the house and clean up a bit. It's time to act and the time is now!!!!!

Get your life insurance updated.
Pre-plan for your funeral wishes.
And for God's sake....GET RID OF THE EVIDENCE!

If you're a girl....You better throw out those diaries or everyone will know just what you did....and just who you did it with.
If you're a guy....You better get rid of that secret lingerie collection or everyone's going to find out about your "little hobby".....
If you're Pete Doherty....They're going to find the crack pipes...and the crack too....oh wait, I don't think he cares.


Let's take my mother, for instance. She had her life insurance in order. She even pre-planned her funeral. But she neglected to GET RID OF THE EVIDENCE. So what happened?

Imagine the shock and dismay her children felt when confronted with indisputable evidence of her misbehaviors......

1980's Chippendales! With mullets! And just look at that smile on her face! Incorrigible!
Actually the guy on the left is the HOTNESS. In fact, I would bet the farm that wherever this guy is today....he's STILL hot! The other guy looks like he inhaled too much hairspray fumes. Those abs are mesmerizing though. YOU GO MAMA!!!