Tuesday, February 14, 2006
BAH HUMBUG, BITCHES!
brendalove@gmail.
Oh, Happy Valentine's Day, dammit.
If Halloween is my all-time favorite holiday, then Valentine's Day is at the other end of the spectrum.
Its kind of like being Jewish on Easter morning.
Its a lot like being a member of Alcoholics Anonymous on New Year's Eve.
Its like being an Iraqi Muslim stranded in America on the 4th of July.
Its like being a hopeless drop-out on the first day of school.
NOT EVERYONE IS IN LOVE! Some of us don't even LIKE people! Any people!
So just go ahead and sniff your smelly roses, eat your artery-clogging truffles and squeeze your silly little stuffed animals. Go ahead and trade slimy saliva bacteria with your significant other. You're all going to end up with hay fever, cold sores....and PREGNANT! So there.
Mandy from Cartoon Network knows the score:
Posted by brendalove@gmail.com @ 11:05 AM
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