I would have ruled this world too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!
Friday, February 24, 2006


The Following Is A Public Service Announcement For The Younguns that read my blog:

Once upon a time there was a boy named Bitchard. First Bitchard decides to get a full-time job. Then Bitchard decides he needs a car. So Bitchard goes out to get a car and what does he buy? A nice slightly-used Honda? A plain but reliable Toyota? NOPE. He buys a 1977 Corvette.

Bitchard bought his car on Wednesday. By Thursday it is broken down and needs a new motor. A. New. Motor. For a 30 year old sports car.

Bottom Line: you cannot buy a 30 year old car to be your prime transportation unless you are rich. There is a very good reason why most of the people in awesome sports cars are all old men....they saved their whole lifetimes to be able to have a "toy" like that.....and they are prepared to spoon-feed an old relic all the $100 bills it can eat.

I hate it for him....its a really tough lesson to watch a kid learn. I sure would like to give an earful of cussing out to the bastard that sold it to him....I'm sure he knew what the deal was. If there's anything I truly despise, its a disgusting Child Taker-Advantager-Ofer. Now he has a pocketful of money and Bitchard doesn't have a ride and is in some big debt for an 18 year old.

All I could tell Sparkle is....watch and learn, young lady.