The Queen O' The Bitches is back..... and I hereby issue the following
PROCLAMATION TO ALL OF THE CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES:
Attention: Today is January 9th, 2006. The old year is gone and the new year is well under way. Many people have already hung up their resolutions as lost causes. Time is marching on. So TAKE YOUR CHRISTMAS LIGHTS DOWN ALREADY! What are you waiting for? Its like you're some kind of Christmas desperado who didn't get what he wanted from Santa when he was a kid.....just go out and buy whatever it was you didn't get! Continuing to illuminate the whole neighborhood has totally proven your point that you are "More Christmas Than Thou". You put these lights up the day after Halloween....that means its 70 days and counting!
And if you're not going to take them down...at least stop turning them on. Or I'm calling the cops.
