I would have ruled this world too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!
Friday, December 02, 2005


The humorous bumper sticker of the day:

It was spotted on a car I was behind on the highway. The sticker was in great shape, so its not like it had vintagely been on a bumper all this time. I wondered exactly what message the owner of the car was trying to convey....and decided he was trying to say that "this is where all the problems started"....because if you will remember, the winner of that particular presidential election was:

Who knows what woulda coulda been? I just wonder what things would be like now if we had truly gotten a woman vice-president back then? (don't answer that, Stew!)

Were you wondering how my meeting went the other day? Well, you shouldn't have. I mean, it was nice....I went in and the director gave me some awesome cheerleading. "Go Brenda Go!" But no mention of money was made. But that's okay....money could never compensate for the intense thrill I get from going to work every single day of my life!

Today's Christmas carol:

Tis the season for whiskey and egg nog
Fa La La La La La La La La
Drink it till your head is fogged
Fa La La La La La La La La
Or if you're truly craving death
Fa La La La La La La La La
Go and buy some crystal meth
Fa La La La La La La La La!!!