CRAZY WOMAN [intro: super-mic'ed double bass drum beat, pulse guitar ] You show up early every day Defining your priorities You tried to get a dude fired You don't like minorities! You did it cuz he's black! You a Cra-yay-zee Woman!
At lunchtime every single day It's vienna sausages, onion rings A bowl of lima fucking beans or KFC buffalo chicken wings! That menu is totally whack! You a Cra-yay-zee Woman!
Chorus: Yes, Crazy Woman All the stories I hear are truuuuuue But mostly I'm just happy 'cause I no longer have to sit beside yooooooooou.........YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! [Rob Halford scream]
You're the best of this bunch Or so you say Yet you take six 15 minute Smoke breaks a day! You must be smokin' crack! You a Cra-yay-zee Woman! I said a Cra-yay-zee Woman!
[Earth-shattering guitar solo; fade]
The Halloween Pic of The Day: This puking pumpkin arrives via email from Markus :
I personally think the pumpkin might be trying to subtlely critique my song!!!!!