I would have ruled this world too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!
Wednesday, September 07, 2005


Hi, today I'm here to discuss a concept called "Bachelor Refrigerator". I don't care how old you are, what sex you are, what your marital status is, or how many years you have been keeping house, you have all experienced the Bachelor Refrigerator phenomenon.

I'm not talking about THIS particular brand of Bachelor Refrigerator Phenomena, known as Expressing Your Individuality via the Refrigerator:

Nor am I referring to THIS particular brand of Bachelor Refrigerator phenomena, known as Pure and Acute Bachelor Refrigerator Phenomena:

No. I am referring to THIS particular brand of Bachelor Refrigerator phenomena, known as Abuse of Leftovers:

An unnamed young man generously demonstrates the Phenomena, which has reached a critical point in this case.

Face it, we're all guilty of leaving leftovers in the fridge.....sometimes for days, weeks, months....even years!!! We've all experienced the horror of discovering some forgotten leftovers and having to delve into the container to find out what it is....or was. And once you open it, you find its all gray and fuzzy, with little prairie grasses sprouting out of it.

We've all had to deal with the smell, the funk, the guilt of "WHY GOD? WHY DID I LET THIS HAPPEN?"

So today, as you go about your daily duties, take a few moments and say a prayer of thanks to the inventor of the Bachelor Refrigerator Antidote:

Mr. Disposable Storage Container! He cared enough to make one of the greatest inventions EVER a reality for all of us.

If you're still investing in Tupperware, you're insane.