One of the most famous tracts ever.

I don't go off on these people. Oh its very tempting, and sometimes I wish somebody like Stew was around to come up with something laughable. But I was raised Southern Baptist and a big part of me has compassion for [the audacity of!] these people. Most of them grew up in an atmosphere where everyone went to church, THE ONLY CHURCH, the Southern Baptist church. Many of them have never opened their mind an inch. Many of them never touched a book beyond school....and I would even dare to say some of them can't read. These people are genuinely afraid of what would happen to their soul if they took the time to find out a little about, say....Hinduism, for example. And if they find out that YOU have taken the time to find out a few things....woo boy. They would be calling your house incessantly asking you to church on Sunday. Christianity teaches them that its their DUTY to try to save you. I've only managed to escape because In Real Life I was given a most unique and beautiful gift, one that only a few people in the world are granted, and that is the uncanny ability to keep my mouth shut and smile.