Your questions: did Sparkle and Bitchard break up? Answer: Yes, they did. Sparkle told me they had broken up when I got home from work one day. I asked her, "Well, what time did you break up?" And she was like "well, uh, around 2:30." and I said "Well, you'll be back together by 7:00"....and guess what, they were!
I think what's going on is that they have been together so long that they are just playing around with breaking up, just to see what it feels like.
So why haven't I been blogging? Well, why don't we make a guessing game of it? The following is a list of about 40 or so bad things that can happen to a person. Guess which of the following 9 things have actually happened to me within the past 9 days? No prizes given for this particular game. In fact, I may not even let you know if you win or not. Just please understand....things have not been good. In fact, things right now might be the hardest they'll ever be.
Car burglary Anally probed by a Scientologist Death of relative House fire Deforestation of your entire property Suicide attempt Car impounded by the State Spider bite Electrocution Cussed out Speeding ticket Writers' block Framed Jailed Mad Cow Disease Buried Depression Realizing a friend isn't a friend Bankruptcy Rejection Someone laying a guilt trip on you Got your eyeballs popped out Getting audited by the IRS So lonely I thought I would die Murder Charge Chemical poisoning Alzheimer's Illegal Drug Charge Twisting your arm till it snaps like a twig Realizing you're going to need a second job. Losing your contacts Lost inheritance Losing a 15 lb large mouth bass off of your hook menstruation e coli poisoning Illicit affair Mistaken for a homeless person Realizing something has got to change Pulling away from the gas pump with the hose still in the tank punching someone in the nose Getting punched in the nose Losing a pet bad hair day
But no matter how bad things get, please know that you, my friends, I do love you. And I mean it.I hope you'll always be my friends.
