I would have ruled this world too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!
Friday, June 03, 2005


Okay, this is actually OLD news, but its taken me this long to reach a point to where I can blog about it.

Remember when Sparkle and I were having so many problems getting along? It seemed like something was happening every single day. Well, in an act of total defiance, Sparkle purchased a new pet.

Yep. Its a ball python. And it is in my house. IN MY HOUSE.

I do not like IT.
I would like for IT to be gone.
I would like for IT to meet with some unfortunate accident, preferably within the confines of its cage.

I am trying to remember my reasons for ever wanting to have a child in the first place. I will be glad when the child gets her own apartment and takes IT with her.

Anyone have a mongoose I could borrow for awhile? Or some arsenic maybe?