Monday, June 06, 2005
FIVE FEET, SIX MAYBE......
After my dastardly (and fun!) blog entry concerning Jessica Simpson yesterday....I received a couple of emails from some gals. Were they concerned about the trashing of Jessica's reputation? No. Were they worried about the decline of the Simpson/Lachey marriage? Absolutely not. Were they concerned about the disintegration of the true love between Jenn and Bam? Are you kidding me? NO. All everyone out there wants to know is....
JUST HOW BIG IS JOHNNY KNOXVILLE, ANYWAY?
Ever since the story about Jessica and Johnny going lickety at the split came out.... certain areas of Johnny's anatomy seem to have grown to EPIC proportions.
We, the women of the world....and some of the men.....NEED this information. We just want the truth. So Planet Brenda is sending a challenge out there to the paparazzi of Hollywood....we want proof of just how big Johnny Knoxville's toy soldier really is. I will accept any proof.....use a hidden camera phone, urinal cam, or curbside police speeding camera.....just somehow get this guy naked (that shouldn't be too difficult!) and send in the proof that We the People NEED to know.
If you win, I'll send you a free snake. No, not THAT kind of snake....a REAL snake!
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