I wrote a new song. This one is to be sung to the tune of Linda Ronstadt's "Heat Wave" (or you may remember the original by Martha and the Vandellas).
Whenever I log on Something inside Starts to burning And I'm filled with desire Could it be the devil in me Or is this the way Shopping's supposed to be
I'm on Ebay! Burning up my wallet Can't keep from buying It's tearing me apart
Use the Pay Pal option please To buy the Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese Ebay! Ebay! Oooooh Ebay!
