I would have ruled this world too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!
Thursday, May 19, 2005


I wrote a new song. This one is to be sung to the tune of Linda Ronstadt's "Heat Wave" (or you may remember the original by Martha and the Vandellas).

Whenever I log on
Something inside
Starts to burning
And I'm filled with desire
Could it be the devil in me
Or is this the way
Shopping's supposed to be

I'm on Ebay!
Burning up my wallet
Can't keep from buying
It's tearing me apart

Use the Pay Pal option please
To buy the Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese
Oooooh Ebay!