I had a comment from Old Horsetail Snake. He was a little confused as to who was going to be giving advice to the lovelorn. Actually, Mr. Snake, (can I call you Old Horsetail?} its DAWN http://webmiztris.diaryland.com/ who were were referring to as the advice columnist....but since you decided to write anyway...the least I can do is answer the question. Here we go:
Question: My girlfriend wants to "do it" in the bathtub. And while we're doing it she wants to drop in a plugged-in curling iron. She says it will really charge us up, bucking and jumping around on each other. Is this a good idea? Leave your answer below, please, and soon, because she wants "it" on Easter.
Dear Easter Bronco: I don't see anything wrong with it. However, you need to make sure the bathtub is well padded with a soft material. Certain bones like elbows, knees and skulls do not fare very well when slammed against porcelain at 60 mph. Also, you may want to consider a mouth guard as teeth slamming together at 60 mph usually don't last long either. Be careful and practice good common sense and I'm sure it will be an electrifying experience!
