I would have ruled this world too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!
Saturday, November 06, 2004


I suck. I don't have anything to talk about. I'm in a moody old bitch mood and all I want to do is watch Forensic Files, pet the kitty cats, take a long shower, pop a Xanax and sleep.

What's on your mind right now? Here's what my brain is working on.....

I always wanted one and I never got it. Does this mean I was a deprived child?

I never had these either but SOMEONE in my life did, because I remember playing like a maniac with them. It was a great way to relieve stress....knock a robot's fucking head off!

Sweetie Pie. He's never too far from my thoughts. ;-)

Don't you think it would be more fair if God would spread the sexiness a little more evenly amongst ALL the men instead of just dumping it all on a select few?

No sexiness here. What a dildo. I'll settle for a Life Without Parole, Now or Ever verdict.

Talk to ya later when I'm not so bored, bummed and bitchy.